I have to book dates about 2 months in advance. I suppose that’s odd. For those of you who are like, “omg r u serious?”, here’s why:
- I (usually) only meet people on weekends. Exceptions will be made if a) you’re special, or b) it’s absolutely impossible for you to meet during the weekend. I work a lot, usually late into the evening, and by the time I get off I honestly just want to be by myself. So forgive me if I don’t want to meet you for drinks on some random Tuesday night. Also, a lot of the dates I go on tend to involve some degree of travel. If I need to go to another city I’m going to do it on my day off.
- TMI warning here, but one week a month I have to deal with blood streaming out of my vagina. I’m sure we can all agree that I’m doing everyone a favor by not arranging playtime during that week.
That’s it really. Going on those two points, there are only 3 opportunities a month for you to see me. And I’m sorry hun, but you’re not the one I’m talking to at any given time.
So, be patient and wait your turn.