I love novel experiences. You know, the ones where you stop and think about the thought you just had or the thing you just did and you can say, “that’s never happened before.”  I find those moments fascinating.

Anyway, I thought I’d share a few new ones I experienced over the weekend.

First, I felt like I had a penis. I felt like I had this extra appendage hanging out down there. And I felt like I wanted to stick it in things. Lots of things….just to see what it felt like. But part of me was also like, “Wow this seems really inconvenient. I’m glad my actual genitalia is all tucked in so I don’t accidentally slam it in a door or something.”

I also got very turned on by a car. Two cars, actually. In one instance it was the engine sound that got me all flustered, and in the other it was the body lines of the car itself that did it. (Thank you, Grand Tour. You’ve unlocked an entirely new level of entertainment for me.)

So in other words, I think I got a glimpse into what it’s like to be a dude.

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