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On the Importance of Cuddling

Cuddling.  It’s a big freaking deal. There’s something really special going on when I actually want to cuddle with you.  My threshold for being physically close to another person is remarkably low; I don’t particularly like being touched.  Now I realize that sounds super counter-intuitive, given the lifestyle I have, […]

Are you really THAT busy?

I have to book dates about 2 months in advance.  I suppose that’s odd.  For those of you who are like, “omg r u serious?”, here’s why: I (usually) only meet people on weekends.  Exceptions will be made if a) you’re special, or b) it’s absolutely impossible for you to […]

You must ask permission

“Before you can interact with me you must ask my Master for permission.” I see this around Fet all the time and it kinda bugs me. No offense to those who have it on their profile.  I don’t have any say in how you live your life, nor am I […]


When I’m asked what my fantasies are, my initial reaction is to come up with some sort of “standard” answer.  People have rape fantasies right?  Am I into that?  I think about it for a bit…I guess I could be.  People fantasize about being taken in an alley at night, […]

I will use you.

Fair warning to anyone who attempts a relationship with me: I am going to use you. Let’s say you are my newest acquaintance.  We’ve been chatting some, and maybe we have plans to meet in the near future.  You wanna know what I’m doing during that time?  A nice person […]

Why couples?

For the past few months I’ve been pondering why I’m drawn to couples.  It started as little more than an idea that might be fun to try once or twice.  But then I actually started meeting them.  And I started liking it.  And now I can say that I’m much […]

Oh Dear God

I just read the creepiest message I’ve gotten to date.  This was jaw-dropping, shudder-worthy (but as always, laughable) material. Among a rather interesting introduction from a man attempting to woo my submissive side with his proud domly ways were the words I want to impregnate  Um. WHAT?  Excuse me but […]

How are you?

Do you go through a momentary crisis whenever someone asks “how are you?”  Do you wonder if they actually want to know the answer?  Do you often drop out of conversations because you have no idea how to answer properly?  Keep reading to learn the 3 universal methods of completing […]

Princess Vathari – Part 2

“Once the carriage moved out of earshot, Sylori addressed the perplexed audience.   ‘I must apologize for my mother.  She can be quite old-fashioned.  Now, where were we?  Ah yes, you!’  She pointed to the next man in line.  ‘I want to hear from all of you.’ Sylori stayed in […]

I am NOT checking you out

Ugh.  Alright, I’m in one of my snarky moods.  You have been forewarned. I’m sure several of you are reading this blog because you’ve found me on AdultFriendFinder.  I want to preface my following comments by saying that I am grateful for AFF being around, because I’ve met some very […]