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Oh Dear God

I just read the creepiest message I’ve gotten to date.  This was jaw-dropping, shudder-worthy (but as always, laughable) material. Among a rather interesting introduction from a man attempting to woo my submissive side with his proud domly ways were the words I want to impregnate  Um. WHAT?  Excuse me but […]

How are you?

Do you go through a momentary crisis whenever someone asks “how are you?”  Do you wonder if they actually want to know the answer?  Do you often drop out of conversations because you have no idea how to answer properly?  Keep reading to learn the 3 universal methods of completing […]

Princess Vathari – Part 2

“Once the carriage moved out of earshot, Sylori addressed the perplexed audience.   ‘I must apologize for my mother.  She can be quite old-fashioned.  Now, where were we?  Ah yes, you!’  She pointed to the next man in line.  ‘I want to hear from all of you.’ Sylori stayed in […]

I am NOT checking you out

Ugh.  Alright, I’m in one of my snarky moods.  You have been forewarned. I’m sure several of you are reading this blog because you’ve found me on AdultFriendFinder.  I want to preface my following comments by saying that I am grateful for AFF being around, because I’ve met some very […]

The worst thing you could do

…is tell me I’m important and then act otherwise. Nothing gets me going more than when you tell me I mean something to you.  When you say you miss me.  When you check up on me just because.  I want to know that you’re thinking of me, because I’m thinking […]

Princess Vathari – Part 1

Once a upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Vathari Hawkrelle.  She lived in a grand castle made of the strongest stone.  The princess liked to be alone and rarely ventured outside the castle’s thick outer walls.  However, Vathari had to perform her royal duties, which meant she […]


Note: My usual sarcasm and wit will return after this post. TL;DR: Sad shit. “Say Something” – A Great Big World  Say something, I’m giving up on you I’ll be the one if you want me to Anywhere I would’ve followed you Say something, I’m giving up on you And […]

That was weird

I apologize if you’re the guy who wrote these messages.  If you were merely going for getting my attention, you succeeded in your goal.  You made me question your behavior, which, to me, is incredibly entertaining. Your opening message: “Do you believe in serious relationships?” First of all…believe?  Is that really […]

On Orgasms

Dear Sir, I knew this subject would come up eventually.  You want to know what my buttons are.  That’s easy enough to tell you.  However the more challenging part will be explaining why pushing said buttons doesn’t always produce the desired effect. So let’s get the simple part out of […]


Dear Sir, The following is my attempt at describing my expectations for our relationship.  I hope that this promotes questions and further discussion.  I am of course open to revision and suggestions in all sections barring removal of items Section A: Hard Limits. Sections A, B, and C  are composed […]